This is Breaking News?

The PoliticalTeen broke this news shortly after Breitbart's article was posted on Drudge. From their laundry list of things in "Karl's garage:"

"_Some cardboard file boxes stacked one on top of the other, labeled "Box 6," "Box 4" and what appears to be "Box 7." No sign of boxes 1, 2, 3 and 5.

_What appear to be paint cans stacked alongside a folded, folding chair.

_A rather large wood crate marked "FRAGILE" and painted with arrows indicating which way is up. On top of the crate, two coolers.

_A tall aluminum ladder.

_A snow shovel leaned in front of another cardboard box.

_Wicker baskets inside of wicker baskets on top of a shelf running the length of the rear wall. Transparent plastic storage bins crammed with indiscernible stuff. Another cardboard box.

_In one corner, the rear wheel of a bicycle sticks out, along with what appears to be a helmet.

_Another ladder, this one green, leaning sideways."

Oh, the horrors! A ladder? A bicycle? "Indiscernible stuff?" What's next? A glimpse at what might appear to be a VHS cover of something labeled "Evidence from the Grassy Knoll?" This is just plain pitiful, and the AP should be ashamed - but they won't be.

... "what appears to be a helmet"? What else would you find beside a bicycle? These people must be having a SEVERE news outage!